Barked at the doctor
At birth, Tornado heard the word "small" and barked for three minutes. The doctor left the room apologising. The file reads "uncooperative but motivated patient". Tornado hung that file over his bed like a trophy.
Guards the kitchen door
Tornado has a permanent post: the kitchen door. He barks at anything that passes, including the fridge that closes by itself. He has a whistle, a reflective helmet, and a two-shift schedule. The family pretends to be impressed.
Runs faster than his own shadow
Tornado is convinced he can outrun his shadow. He trains every morning in circles across the living room. His mother explained the physics to him. He barked at the physics. Since then, the physics avoids that room.
