Announced his own birth
At birth, Pol immediately announced his arrival out loud. "Ladies and gentlemen, the birth of Mister Pol." Everyone applauded. His mother just nodded, proud. Pol filed his note in an imaginary envelope.
Announces the tides with dignity
Every morning, Pol announces the tides to the village. "High tide, 8:12. Low tide, 14:45. Have a lovely day everyone." Nobody needs the information, but everyone writes it down. A seagull even slipped a personal hello into his mail.
Never reads text messages
Pol refuses text messages. He says "if it matters, you write with a quill". He has already refused 374 messages. To contact him, you must send a letter, with a wax seal. His mailbox is always full, out of respect.
