Jumped into the puddle before the rain
At two months old, Plouf jumped into a puddle that didn't yet exist. The rain arrived three minutes later. His mother looked at him, proud. The neighbourhood spoke of a prophetic duck. He says it's just "a sense of timing".
Organises rubber duck races
Plouf organises plastic-duck races on the river. He cheats, but only slightly. The winner always gets a wooden medal. Plouf wins often. He says it's "luck, luck, just luck".
Invented the Olympic beak-clap
Plouf invented a discipline: the Olympic beak-clap. There are six categories: short, long, dry, wet, mocking, and friendly. He's champion in all six. Nobody else competes. It's a dynasty.
