Fell asleep on his own birth certificate
At birth, Pacha fell asleep on the official form before it had even been filled in. The stamp left a round mark on his back. He insists today that it's his distinctive trademark, and he speaks of it proudly: usually between two naps.
Patented the multi-tier nap
Pacha invented the multi-tier nap: you sleep for ten minutes, savor a leaf, sleep another twenty, and keep going until nightfall. The patent is engraved on a bamboo fan. He refuses to lend it out, except to his cousins, and only after snack time.
Teaches breathing classes to clouds
Clouds, as everyone knows, breathe too fast. So Pacha gives them lessons on the hilltop, twice a week. Breathe in. Breathe out. Eat a bamboo stalk. It works so well that rainfall in the region has halved. No one complains, except the frogs.
