Judged the other kittens at the maternity
At birth, Mistigri was already sighing. He looked at his brothers and sisters and said "this will be brief." The maternity took note. To this day, he refuses to send them birthday cards, on principle.
Fired his own human
Mistigri hired a human to open doors for him. After a week, he fired him by sliding a letter under the kitchen door. The letter said: "You slam doors. Best regards." The human left in tears. Nobody stepped in.
Keeps a journal of other people's mistakes
Mistigri keeps a black journal he updates every evening. He logs every mistake committed in the household. The dog is mentioned 412 times. The fridge door, 38. The journal has its own shelf. He refuses to let anyone dust it.
