Stole his cousin's crib
At two weeks old, Bibi dismantled his crib to give it to his cousin. His mother reassembled it. He dismantled it again. Five times. The sixth crib was plastic and he gave up. He just put the plastic on his head as a hat.
Founded the School of Chaos
Bibi founded the School of Chaos. The curriculum: falling out of trees, mixing fruit, and shouting "Ouhouh ah ah!" between classes. There are 38 students. None of them can read. All of them can climb without thinking. That's the point.
Invented the mid-leap conference
Bibi delivers his lectures while jumping from branch to branch. He says that "thought runs, so we run". No one understands what he says, but everyone applauds, because he moves so well.
